An Objectively Impartial Criticism of the Life of Man
Table of Contents
The arousing of thought
Introduction: Why Beelzebub was in our solar system
The cause of the delay in the falling of the ship Karnak
The law of falling
The system of Archangel Hariton
Perpetual motion
Becoming aware of genuine being-duty
The impudent brat Hassein, Beelzebub’s grandson, dares to call men "slugs"
The cause of the genesis of the Moon
Why "men" are not men
A piquant trait of the peculiar psyche of contemporary man
The first "growl"
Why in man’s reason fantasy may be perceived as reality
The beginnings of perspectives promising nothing very cheerful
The first decent of Beelzebub upon the planet Earth
The relative understanding of Time
The Arch-absurd: According to the assertion of Beelzebub, our Sun neither lights or heats
The Arch-preposterous
Beelzebub’s tales about his second descent on to the planet Earth
The third flight of Beelzebub to the planet Earth
The first visit of Beelzebub to India
Beelzebub for the first time in Tibet
The fourth personal sojourn of Beelzebub on the planet Earth
Beelzebub’s flight to the planet Earth for the fifth time
The Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash, sent from Above to the Earth
The Legominism concerning the deliberations of the Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash under the title of "The Terror of the Situation"
The organization for man’s existence created by the Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash
The chief culprit in the destruction of all the Very Saintly Labors of Ashiata Shiemash
The fruits of former civilizations and the blossoms of the contemporary
Art
The sixth and last sojourn of Beelzebub on the planet Earth
Hypnotism
Beelzebub as professional hypnotist
Russia
A change in the appointed course of the falling of the transspace ship Karnak
Just a wee bit more about the Germans
France
Religion
The Holy Planet "Purgatory"
Beelzebub tells how people learned and again forgot about the fundamental cosmic law of Heptaparaparshinokh
The Bokharian dervish Hadji-Asvatz-Troov
Beelzebub in America
Beelzebub’s survey of the process of the periodic reciprocal destruction of men, or Beelzebub’s opinion of war
In the opinion of Beelzebub, man’s understanding of justice is for him in the objective sense an accursed mirage
In the opinion of Beelzebub, man’s extraction of electricity from Nature and its destruction during its use,
is one of the chief causes of the shortening of the life of man
Beelzebub explains to his grandson the significance of the form and sequence which he
chose for expounding the information concerning man
